Let's screw with the NSA

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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According to the news the National Security Agency has been spying on domestic phone calls, using computers to listen for key words like; Al Qaeda, bomb, hijack, assassinate, etc.

This annoys me.

I’ve decided to start including some comments about a current gardening project I’m working on in all my phone conversations from now on.

“I’m gonna go out and kill that fucking bush! It keeps overgrowing the walkway.”

If we all do it it will totally tie up their systems.

You’re invited to join in. And spread the word!

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The President is da bomb.

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Probably not the best idea.

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Guess I shoulda run a search or sumpin’.

5

Feels like deja vu. Must be a glitch in the matrix…

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Tain’t funny, McGee. Having worked for years with intelligence and security people I can state positively that they have absolutely no sense of humor about their jobs, and rightly so.

Bad idea from the git go.

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The last time, the mods said not to press our luck.

Remember, terrrorists hate us because we have freedom. So, let’s not be exercising any freedoms in public, so they won’t hate us.

Which is more important to you, safety, or Free Speech?

Tris

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i used to put “unemployed spy” as my job on tax forms. guess that will have to stop.

once i got on a plane & saw an old friend. “hi, jack” i yelled. got to see the inside of the fbi building. :wink:

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Nope . . . not the best idea.

Cajun Man
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