Let's see what's on craigslist...

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/zip/1574553429.html

Free is good, right?

Sounds like bullshit to me.

It’s no longer being updated, but there was an amusing blog last year called “Item Not As Described”.

Sounds like a crappy deal to me.

Send it to You Suck at Craigslist. (Warning: link may lead to massive amount of wasted time.)

Seems like this is the one guy that gives a shit.