Let's send Snapple some more "Fun Facts" for their bottle tops.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Hollywood’s best kept secret - the top grossing film of all time was “Joe Versus The Volcano”. They kept this very quiet in order to avoid paying huge taxes.

George “Goober” Lindsey (from the Andy Griffith Show) won the Nobel Prize in medicine for developing the artificial appendix.

The Missouri State Legislature fell just one vote short of changing their state motto to “I’m not gonna pay a lot for this muffler.”

Up until 1832, the number “seven” was called “Phil”.

Magnetic compass accuracy is severely compromised when placed in a copper smelter - but an aluminum smelter has no deleterious effects whatsoever !!!

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Oral sex was discovered by Phil Layshio and Connie Lingus.

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Yea, I remember that. Wasn’t that back in '69?

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Filling your shoes with Cheez-Whiz can prevent verucas.

The constellation Ursa Major is also known as the “Big Dipper” in the US, the "Plough "in the UK, and “John Holmes” in South Korea.

The game of golf was originally invented by the Scots as a means of annoying badgers.

The mathematical term “hypotenuse” is derived from an ancient Greek word meaning “that side over there – no, not that one, the other one”.

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The bird poop on your car came from a female as male birds only poop during a rainshower and it’s instantly washed off.

Gerald McRaney has a third breast on his elbow.

Mr. T has been secretly pilfering the site of the Atocha.

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I am trapped in the Snapple factory and have resorted to eating the remains of my cow-orkers.

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The Texas Chain Saw Massacre is loosely based on the memoirs of Spiro T. Agnew.

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The Doormouse never said “Feed Your Head”. What he said was “I am the Walrus, a coo coo ca choo”

CCR never had a #1 hit because the publisher of Billboard refused to acknowledge that anything put out by a jazz label (and, CCR excepted, Fantasy was a jazz label) could ever reach that high.

Only 15% of Argentina’s population are escaped war criminals.

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(Real note: Please don’t take the above as offensive.)