Inspired by this thread, I’m thinking that we can produce a “How did I come to exist?” answer that is just as beautiful and amazing; but more thought provoking, than the Biblical one.
Not tonight, I have a headache.
(More an IMHO, no?)
What, Zombie Jew isn’t good enough for you?
I’m thinking that a cool religion would veer is away from the traditional “Good Versus Evil” and go more towards the “Shades of Grey,” maybe not even promising an afterlife.
Something that isn’t binding, but isn’t too vague that it can lead to extremism.
Something that will inspire people to be good, but not condemn others for not following it.
Something that will inspire converts, but not lead to forcible conversions.
Man, this is going to be harder than I thought. :smack:
Can we call ourselves The Transmutative Church Of The Atom?
I have the one true religion, but I can’t tell you.
You will need to pay up a couple of hundreds to pass a personality test first. Sorry.
Ah see, but we offer a very low signing on fee(Shall we say £20?), and then you make donations by conscience. If you have a bad year you don’t pay anything.
I dunno, do we have to bask in Atom’s glow ?
Nope, you just have to accept its presence in every aspect of your life.
It doesn’t even will you to do anything; just be you to the best of your ability.
Lame. What’s the point of making up a religion if you can’t get a free moral pass to hurt other people?
I’m still basking in the afterglow of Isaac Asimov’s The Last Question, so I’m going to submit that philosophy as my contribution.
“And, so, that is how you got *your *name Broken Rubber”.
I refuse to worship Ray Palmer. He is directly responsible for what happened to poor Mary Marvel. Bastard.
My son, you need The Church of the Volcano God…
www.churchofthevolcanogod.org
I’m not unreligious because I think none of the existing ones are satisfactory; I’m unreligious because I don’t see any personal need for religion.
You can use it to make money, which leads in turns to hookers & blow.
Sweet another theoretical belief system based on something that may or may not be true. 
Any religion that I am part of the founding committee of will have this as one of its canonical works.
Hey, if “being you” involves applying electrical shocks to your sworn nemesis’ gonads, who’s going to argue ? Surely *you *know best.
wanders through thread at noonday with a lighted lantern, looking for the debate