[pad]I’m a happy geek.[/pad] 
I just recently hit 1600 posts.
I had a dream last night that Al Gore won the election.
My mom is watching Titanic in the other room and, just by listening to it, I can imagine exactly what is happening on the screen.
I’m in #straightdope right now. With me is Angkins, Caldazar, Demo-, GarfSurfn, Kelli_b, Maeglin, Nymysys, and Una. Oh, Kelli just left.
When I breathe really deep, I get a sharp pain in my right side.
Crunchy Frog is stalking me.
That’s all, for now. 
SilverFire
Quickly I must cover up your last post on MPSIMS message board.
Why? So Crunchy can’t find me?
I’m sorry, I didn’t know you were playing tag. I’ll leave you two alone. Usually, someone doesn’t want to be found when the other is stalking them. (Even when this is light-hearted and fun.)
Besides, I had just seen both of you in Mullinators thread, so when I saw you here I posted something silly to get the posts higher. I’m trying to take it to a million posts! 
Fucking signal lights on on-ramps. THEY MUST DIE!
They are one of man’s worse creations next to speed bumps.
[pad #1…]
here we go folks… the race is on
[/pad #1…] i anticipate many more
I believe that Chyna was born a man.
my cat has 4 rows of whiskers
We have done post your post count before and post your posts per day before. Oh dear, we’re running out of pointless threads though with kasuo’s imitation of 70’s porno music can we o anothe pillow fight thread? Pretty pretty please?
Kitty
I ran a 65 second quarter mile.
My goal is 60 seconds (before April).
Any other runners (Racinchikki?) on the boards?
mutters to herself must remember to preview
That’s supposed to read
We HAVE done post your post count before and post your posts per day before. Oh dear, we’re running out of pointless threads. Though with kasuo’s imitation of 70’s porno music… can we start another pillow fight thread? Pretty pretty please?
Kitty
If one post falls into the middle of a forest of threads, and there’s no one there to read it, does it still make a PAD?
<strolls in>
<adds a little padding to the post count>
<strolls out>
I hate you Le Sang.
I even bought you dinner.
And see how you repay me…
Grrr…
And that 60 second rule really sucks.
Oo! I need to be listening to music! I love my sig!
I don’t think I need to pad my post count. I’m almost embarrassed by it.