Gay? Gay?! No you didn’t just say that. You’re supporting homophobia now?! Come on, I can take you and I can get all of “I Can’t Think Straight” (our school’s Gay Straight Alliance (GSA) for you non-CAMS people) on your ass too. I am his sophmore, that child belongs to me and I can do anything I please to him. Besides he had PORN* written on the other hand. Well what WAS she thinking when she put one of my close friends through hell darling? Do tell. I’ve been in his situation before and I can tell you that it isn’t fun, you know I can’t stand that it was done to me and that I won’t stand for anyone hurting my friends. You think Daniel is a dumbass for dumping me the way he did but why don’t you feel the same way about Kimberly? Come on darling I want this out now.
I heard recently that Gerald Ford was the first president to visit Ford’s theater since the asassination of Lincoln. And the person who told me this was surprised. I wonder why? If I were a president, and the last guy with your title to come here left feet first, I’d be reluctant too. Of course, we are talking about Gerald Ford here. I looked Ford up in my Funky Lowballs encyclopedia, and his entry read simply: see Chevy Chase.
The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.
I have always been against Gays and Lesbians. That is my stand. I dont wanna know who is gay because i will look at them differently. You wanna know wat was going through Kimberly’s head. i will tell you personally, i dont think she wants it posted on the internet.
I’m out of leftovers! Who cares? I can make new food!
*I’m being controlled by Bill Gates. I am so much under his control, IIIIIIIIIIJJVBGOYgfykjtgrfkyrfj… OOps. JUsttt crashedddd!!!@!hfi68700. Now I’m better.
I’m good. I moved back into my mom and dad’s house. It’s good. Kind of. Most of the time. Okay, it sucks. But I’m hoping I’ll get back into the swing of family life before I go completely crazy. Maybe. With any luck at all. We’ll see what happens, I guess. Yep, that’s pretty much it.
Here is a song I love. The twelve pains of christmas. Wait that might be copyrighted. I won’t take the chance. But I swear it’s a real song by the Bob Rivers comedy corp.
sung to the tune of “I’ve been Workin’ on the Railroad”
I’ve been padding my post count all the live long day
I’m also padding for the good of all on the message boards of The Dope HEY!
I’ve been promising a new name for me on these boards
People have been loyal to make it to one million
We are getting closer to the goal, we will one day. HEY!
Again I urge all of you to help the boards to make to a million. We can make it if everyone helps.
Who wants to fight? That should liven up the thread.
Okay, it sucks. But I’m hoping I’ll get back into the swing of family life before I go completely crazy. Maybe. With any luck at all. We’ll see what happens, I guess. Yep, that’s pretty much it.