the wedding goes smoothly.
However, the third bridesmaid
had a wicked dagger
in her chastity belt.
Last week she discovered
a dwarf there too.
Who boldly brandished a
flaming plum pudding with
a potato gun launcher
that was loaded with
glitter and silly string.
"You can’t hide behind
your mother’s skirts, forever
," Ginger admonished, giving Morticia
back her pruning shears
and smiling sweetly while
plucking the poisoned seeds
from the bird feeder
and quickly placed them
inside the nostrils of