fig-filled juggling circus star
, with co-stars Roderick Rogaine
and Algernon Alopecia.]
Whence,
the flowers, so-called, exemplify
some quotidian concept of
efflorescent serendipitious quintessential insouciance.
But the flatulent mongoose
[Plural? Mongeese or Moongooses?]
, concerned about proper pluralization,
Really a big deal? 
You bet your tippy
(let’s try that again)
You bet your bippy!
But Nathan Bedford Forrest
High School had a
top secret collection of
c’mere, let me whisper,
[Sudden unexplained cameo appearances
by Death Row inmates
and their conjugal visitors]
I’ll tell you once