(preview and punctuation, people!)
– shouted the schoolmarm, who
waved her yardstick threateningly
while balancing precariously upon
the rope stretched tightly
between the blackboard and
the fire alarm bell.
which went off because
Of a giant fire
in Suzie Derkins’ desk
Seems she was trying
To enter a contest
using a faulty Blawnox
incorrectly, to her chagrin
[NOTE: The next ninja
should begin voice-over duties
for cheesy foreign films
featuring film star Grazilla
, the dancing boa constrictor,
and Meme Todota, the