Monica Lewinsky carried her
head high, morals low
and her ben-wa balls
purportedly, always in motion
and keeping her at
bay were the cross-wielding
Jewish vampire who did
snicker, but secretly wished
for unrestricted access to
KFC’s secret recipe.
Fortuitously,
vampires don’t keep kosher
matso balls in their
crotch to “stuff it”
where the sun does
shine.
Somewhere far away,
Smedley suddenly realized he’d
not paid his taxes
on his house sale.
The TWAT Team surrounded
Ron Jeremy’s house &