stripped in protest of
[Aside: the de facto rule has been that hyphenated words count as one… even with multiple hyphens (e.g., “holier-than-thou” as an adjective), as long as it functions grammatically as a unit.]
the "No Cheesecake on
Wednesdays" ordinance which had
been repeatedly violated by
the Gumbies, who notoriously
threw cheesecake slices at
anyone under 6 feet
under in their grave
marked "Here Lies the
body of Sara Lee,
whom everyone hated, honestly
, especially when dipped in
a curious mixture of
chocolate and guacamole." However,
white chocolate is verboten
in seven micronations; especially
the kind made out
of absinthe, borax and
pixie tears – alternatively, dark
elves will cast a