Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

jaundiced eye, but regretting

to do what they

and their arcane overlords

demand be done, while

eating Keebler cookies. Meanwhile,

profiting from usury, handsomely

, nay, even scandalously, for

Intergalactic Cadillacs don’t exactly

grown on peach trees

or Cracker Jack bottoms

(Hey?! Where are all

of the, you know

, lavish home brews we

imbibe nightly before watching

the Tonight Show with

Joan Rivers’ wraith, scowling

so coquettishly?). Still, it’s

better than Crazy Eddie’s

crappy imported Czech dog-polishers.

who spotted a dalmation