(Spelling nitpick and pet peeve: it’s “Dalmatian” - and note the period at the end of the previous post)
? “I did,” Nick said,
"but, unfortunately, it was
run over by the
parade’s last float: Santa’s
GOP gift-listed abortion recipients
, or hadn’t you noticed?"
I did, but hell
if I can see
where Antonin Scalia could
burn in hellfire forever,
we can dream, no?
Meanwhile, in Blawnox, Penna.,
the Mayor did not
look forward to the
reading of the proclamation
that named him the
least badass motherfucker who
would scream and sing
off-key, and then vomit
in to his hat.