The mayor read aloud:
"Eggs. Milk. Tampons. Kibbles.
Hummus. Rhubarb. T-bone steak.
“That’s your grocery list!”
Then where’s my pen?
Don’t ask. Please. Don’t.
“I am asking. Well?”
“You really want it?”
Sounds like a come-on
…so yes, absolutely!
The
Never Ending Story ends?
Only time will tell.
But not Newsweek. Bastards!
Speaking of Newsweek, did
anyone Google their story
concerning viable dinosaur eggs?
It’s Jurassic Park time!
(Anyone want some omelettes?)
Om nom nom nom!
What’s Jurassic ketchup like?