put much stock in
the pot & stir
gently for 20 minutes
until the Maître D’
with a wafer-thin mint
clenched between her labia
goes kablooie, whereupon the
Mega-Streisand appears, and tramples
the Goulds and Brolins
(but spared the Baldwins.)
THOSE losers? Piss off!
Then into her cryogenic
bassinet she placed her
Tiny Tina doll, which
glowed radioactively as it
wet its diapers and
spouted profanity in High
Tinaese (an obscure language,
even the language professor
had to consult Google