proceeded to devour with
ruthless abandon, until the
Cookie Police showed up,
(Cookie Monster, please note)
& hide the cookies
in the extradimensional bag
carried by Mary Poppins,
her??? She NEVER shares
her torrents, damned leech!
As the twilight fades
and the Army of
The Potomac advances fearlessly
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and nobody noticed, until
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[Umm, any way to stop your phone from auto-posting that, Sicks Ate?]
George Washington’s cell phone
played that annoying ringtone
that Martha hated. However,
Benedict Arnold was secretly
bugging his CIC’s teeth,
giving Washington terrible headaches.
Mainstream history, however, doesn’t