Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

proceeded to devour with

ruthless abandon, until the

Cookie Police showed up,

(Cookie Monster, please note)

& hide the cookies

in the extradimensional bag

carried by Mary Poppins,

her??? She NEVER shares

her torrents, damned leech!

As the twilight fades

and the Army of

The Potomac advances fearlessly

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and nobody noticed, until

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[Umm, any way to stop your phone from auto-posting that, Sicks Ate?]

George Washington’s cell phone

played that annoying ringtone

that Martha hated. However,

Benedict Arnold was secretly

bugging his CIC’s teeth,

giving Washington terrible headaches.

Mainstream history, however, doesn’t