therapeutic massage from a
Koala bear named Symour
(as opposed to Seymour)
Phartuccio Berkowitz Bean, but
his friends call him
Stinky, at least when
he makes Limburger cheese
and liverwurst sandwiches, chased
with warm, stale beer
and served with those
pickled eggs from Jinglesmidts
Tavern.
Meanwhile, back at
the Aspin ski chalet
, Rufus diligently waxed his
chest with Kathleen’s custom
formulated sugar free hot
cocoa mix and banana
scented suntan lotion, which
had the totally unexpected
result of dying his