Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

in the massive game

of Thrones season finale.

Fanboys squealed merrily when

oddly, Captain Hook appeared

accompanied by his talking

Tine Doll and Telly

the silver Tuning Fork,

in the road punctured

99 Luftballons, all red

apparently, I’m color-blind though

and can only perceive

a grey cloud overhead

that looks like Trump

, right down to the

sentient hairpiece, as it

flips the bird at

Don King’s hair.

Concurrently,

my breakfast was terrific

, Captain Crunch with Crunchberries,

which chewed the roof