Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

and damaged the skylight

, but tasted like kale.

of my mouth off

(Preview, my friends. Preview! Going off astorian’s…)

The restaurant critic agreed;

no stars, two “you’ve-got-to-be-kidding”

but he was serious

I thought, “Previewing sucks…”

but not as much

as getting punched by

a rheumatic dwarf with

a lantern in hand

which hurts the knees

and bruises one’s morale.

The quick brown fox

couldn’t outrun the mighty

gazelle that he pursued

for 1,000,001 miles, until

they closed this thread.

So were socks, trolls,

theadshitters, mods, admins, and