pencil-necked geeks.
Meanwhile, Jethro
or was it Jethrine?
Bring birth certificate to
substantiate non-reptilian, human birth
and some special sunglasses
which, worn at night,
could make daylight appear.
The resulting polarization will
bring out the dreaded
two-headed, shredded, embedded, treaded
Queen of the Night
who was busy, circulating
among her blotto guests
while wearing a scarlet
wrap tightly around her
shoulders and farted loudly.
The Duke of Chadbourne, offended,
shouted: "You call that
tiny little pop a
large size? Really, now.