Are you a total
lout, I’m betting yes
performed “Roundabout” at Larry’s
Lounge every Friday night.
no cover, just fistfights
which break out every
keg-tapping time, usually half-hourly
except on Thursdays when
the moon was full.
“Really?” Madonna asked, distractedly
chewing Cool Ranch Doritos
which is no different
than masticating dried cockroaches
while wearing Paisley socks
and nothing else but
giant green glowing sunglasses
with those pop-out
lenses that flatter everyone’s
self-image;however, it actually
reveals the horrible truth: