Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

half the people on

Sunday talk shows interrupt

blathering blitherally, ad infinitum

until reality crumbles under

the weight of BS

while sitting and staring

at CBS’s eye logo.

“Listen. Fear. Obey.” it

is the mantra of

Jeff Goldblum, who forgot

to put on his

X-ray specs before examining

the OTHER pod. Idiot!

It was a dark

dark, dark, DARK darkness

; in fact it was

totally dark! So I

stripped naked, because nobody

would see my tiny

chihuahua(I’m naked, regardless)