reciting Jeff Goldblum’s mantra
: "Never give a gun
when you can sell
Girl Scout Cookies to
off-the-wagon Weight Watchers™ attendees
. The Chihuahua spent hours
stalking Dogert and Dilbert
until finally pouncing on
Ratbert. Are you surprised?
Then the roadrunner apeared
(beep beep, zip bang)
and then disappeared into
that odd-looking railroad tunnel
painted on the wall
and vanished forever from
the wolf of wall
mart.
Meanwhile, Poindexter aimed
his deadly light saber
up his shorts, bizarrely
trying to self-castrate himself