but he missed and
instead inserted himself into
a big semi-colon mistake
which put him ass-backwards
into singing “My Ding-a-ling”
in Swahili. This caused
Chuck Berry to sue
a boy named Johnny,
on the grounds that
came from the coffee
(the special cat’s-ass kind)
Speaking of cats, Morris
was not finicky about
what he used for
a litter box (GROSS!)
; this included Donald Trump’s
hair gel(obvious, no?)
as well as Madonna’s
armored bra, which required
a retinue of eunuchs