inured to unkind cuts,
to get the shit
-take mushrooms for Gordon
Ramsey to stir fry
in the up-turned cups.
It was a feast
of size 32C proportions
, everyone readily agreed, but
post-emesis, readily, totally UN-agreed
but feeling rather light-headed,
went to Sacramento instead.
Dr. Hfuhruhurr diagnosed me
with hemhorroids from sitting
on my lover’s penis
while he wore a
smile and an erect
miniature statue of the
Christo Redentor around his
frenulum while singing aloud
“Oh, You Gorgeous Thing!”