which unfortunately called in
the U.S. Marines, who
stormed the beaches before
an enormous squid attacked
calamari? or something worse
, also in Sicily, but
the white clam sauce
was infested with mutated
glow-in-the-dark
versions of Snap, Crackle
and Pop, soon fading
into the toasted marshmellows
, and Pop Goes the
marinated cherry on top.
Meanwhile, in uptown Blawnox,
an unopened pack of
Chiclets suddenly exploded when
the robot approached Johnson
and started break dancing
while spewing motor oil.