“BEEP BEEP” it chirruped.
Thomas Edison, awakened from
a two-month sugar coma,
missing his left nipple
and two toes, whispered:
"you weren’t supposed to
Joe Machiavelli, leaning close,
bit off his nose
, chewed it thoroughly and
added some fava beans
and a nice bubbly
chocolate milk, no, seriously
, it was soy-based yogurt
(even though he hated
the touch of silk
although silkworms are tasty
), and he savored the
crunchy exoskeletons of the
bizarrely deformed tiny aliens