who had immigrated from
Kyrgyzstan.
Years later, Donald
ran and Pence ensued
, to the chagrin of
Scretariat and American Pharoah
who had a dead
heat in the last
pew at midnight mass
, dazzled by the Virgin
Bloody Mary offered by
the Priest, who said
, “Bottoms up!” as he
dropped his pants and
smiled quietly to himself
until the cat decided
to dump litter boxes
into boxes of litter
bug pickup bags along
Route 66, where Bobby
McFerrin was planning to