jump off of the
Kiddie pool diving board.
Just then, a five-year-old
Toyota with Takata airbags
plowed into a lamppost
that wasn’t very bright
like the texting driver
who blamed the accident
on Martian mariachi singers.
Eyewitnesses giggled hysterically, despite
the piles of dead
Smurfs, their glassy eyes
rolled back into their
psychedelic orange backpacks, leaking
bubbles and dandelion seeds,
amusing nearby Mormon missionaries.
and their 1,742 wives
in their bicycle sidecars
plastered with bumper stickers
, fish:1 big, 3 medium, 10 fry