Vitamin for Christians: B1
and… where were we?
Toledo, last I checked.
Corporal Klinger was visited
by the ghosts of
McIntyre, Burns, Potter and
Xmas past, ukeleleist Tiny
Elvis, and The Knack.
Sharona, however, declined to
play by the rules
and started using five words
before wisely restraining herself.
She had first strained
the soup to make
Miracle Broth, which would
turn gay people straight.
Liberace tasted it, then
mutated into a perverted
heterosexual, approaching Richard Simmons
(should he be alive)