Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

Rosie O’Donnell naked (thankfully!)

because he’s blind to

the obvious truth about

José, can you see

By the dawn’s early

light What so proudly

he failed to try

, unlike what Yoda said.

"Luke, stay away from

guys in black armor!"

Storm troppers wear white!

Storm troopers do, too.

Storm troopers in stilettos?

It’s Springtime for Palpatine,

and Hitler loves her!

Queen Amidala just shook

the cynicism from her

velvet-trimmed handkerchief, embroidered with

little tiny mint green

Tic Tacs, surrounded by