poison ivy Lifesavers, which
were easily confused with
Smurf-shaped Gummi Bears.
Meanwhile,
the Reeses Pieces demanded
nothing. because they’re candies
who love Voltaire’s Candide
first published in 1759,
then adapted to suit
banned posters who refuse
to eat their morning
gruel, served in a
Fiesta Ware bowl with
maggots, the better to
be washed down with
cold root beer, although
the maggots will chew
through just about any
oral tissue you have.
Meanwhile, in downtown Blawnox,
Hagar had lost his