pants, trying to steal
milkbone underwear from a
guy named Norm, who
was anything but Norm Al.
That’s because he never
had an Abby Normal
in his misbegotten childhood;
when he mooned people
revealing his huge extraordinary
uranus and its moons
orbiting his massive central
body, although in fact
he rejected Copernican cosmology
because, in his childhood,
Carl Sagan freaked him
out by saying "billions
and billions of stars
infest the nether regions
of Uranus," but obviously
many of them have