Klingons & Dr. Spock
baby care book, which
recommended warm honey and
cinnamon, whenever the baby
tries to escape from
his mother’s breast. Also,
when crying uncontrollably, he
annoys onlookers, who throw
rotten tomatoes toward his
mother’s breasts, making him
squirm and wriggle uncomfortably.
Although, originally, he had
trained as a classical
flutist (some say “flautist,”
he now practiced “fartistry”
but couldn’t get paid)
for his hot air
balloon maneuvering, although his
wombat danced the cha-cha
whenever anyone would pay