joint inside a cigar),
"No lice in joint!
screamed the blue-crowned parrot
who was pining for
the canals of Venice.
Suddenly, in came Dolores
with her hair on
a certain female body
(but not her own)
But whose was it?
Body snatchers took it
straight to the taxidermist
to be transplanted onto
an embalmed oil billionaire.
But when the billionaire’s
wife, during an intimate
Brazilian waxing, decided that
maybe pubic hair is
best dyed electric blue,
with a shocking pink