I digress, Crab Movie
was panned by all
except crustaceans, who loved
the giant claw, proving
they have claw envy.
Clawiagra, being the perfect
exoskeleton pill enabled multiple
layers of strong, hard
Halluniations viewing “Crab Movie”
What are “halluniations” anyway?
“Don’t interrupt crab story!”
cried the kosher Jewish
tuna boat captain, who
had a pet lobster
named Fluffy, who could
balance sixteen dinner plates
on its nose, while
being boiled alive for
sacrifice to the great
god Cthulhu, who demanded