Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

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Meanwhile, Nyarlathotep

cranked out quarter notes

on his ancient hurdy-gurdy,

causing the audience’s minds

to mysteriously zone-out

and imagine that they

were wearing hula skirts

which gave a glimpse

into future fashion trends

on NYC’s Seventh Avenue

, as Shub-Niggurath modeled bikinis

on the sands of

Ipanema, with the girl

selling seashells sitting self-consciously

on a giant tortoise

. Shub-Niggurath wondered, guiltily, if

her tentacles were too

fat for Dorrance hooks

Model 6 Adult works

selling C-cells on seashore