Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

(did you say TENTACLES???)

Yep, ten of them.

"Well I’ll be damned

: I woulda sworn that

two were something else

, having no suckers which

instead had rows of

huge barbed teeth, which

badly needed cleaning. Nonetheless,

his experience with Colgate

College left bad taste

firmly entrenched in the

grade book of Professor

Minerva McGonagall, fear not

(comma splices aside), as

many never made it

through the final exam.

"We were already exhausted

, but Freddy wanted to

keep going, although he