suffered from the heartbreak
of psoriasis all over
his enormous butt cheeks
which were the size
of over-inflated beach balls.
Far away, Annette Funicello
and Frankie Avalon were
unsure if they were
going to remember their
guitar and ukulele, which
they had loaned to
Tiny Tim (Herbert Kaury)
who then promptly started
singing "Tiptoe Through the
dark fields of tulips
with me." Then he
hit a land mine
filled with creepers.
Consequently,
his left leg went
awry, into the rye