without a catcher. He
cursed Jerome David Salinger
regaling the posters (!!) and
, onto a pizza pie,
pineapple, pepperoni and peppers
arranged in concentric circles
, realized ‘pizza’ means ‘pie’,
a revelation which quite
honestly asks pie, pie
repetitively until a merciful death
Tiny Tim’s demise came
thanks to the Ironic
gigantic tulip that crashed
down on his foot.
Pushed by Miss Vicki,
neglected by General Patton,
who slapped the heck
out of poor Private
John Jacob Jingleheimer Johnson-Bunsen,
who had inadvertently struck