All of the streetwalkers
were charging a fee
, as streetwalkers usually do,
but “around the world”
by Christina Aguilera played
on the antique jukebox.
He mused, that tune
should be censored, pronto!"
Pronto, his partner, snorted
milk out his nose
while simultaneously tipping his
waitress, bar-keep and stool
softener hookup, named Dave.
Dave was very disappointed
with the lack of
any semblance of a
plan for the evacuation
of the cyst on
Sarah Palin’s left nostril
. With Russia in view