and Korea on hold
the missle silos became
the subject of considerable
confusion. After all, Kim
secretly dreamed of becoming
the first Kardashian to
have her massive butt
preserved at the Smithsonian.
And, speaking of implants,
did you hear about
the microchips implanted in
Stephen Hawking’s left eye?
No, I hadn’t either.
I heard it whistled
a jaunty little tune
by Burt Bacharach, called
"Raindrops Keep Falling on
My Hostess Sno Balls
in the key of
Beethoven’s 5th Symphony.
Paradoxically,