his two physicians disagreed
with each other, bitterly
, whether his kidneys were
blue, red, orange or
had stripes like a
variegated Lombardy Pudding Elk.
They consulted a kidneyologist
, who quickly diagnosed the
problem: parasiitc kidney worms.
“Now I’m hungry!” said
a nearby robin. "Worms
in this yard are
too chewy, but yours
remind me of Mother’s
crispy noodle chow mein
worms, in the Old
Country!" Suddenly, a S.W.A.T.
burrito making competition team
at Taco Bell – unfortunately,
had a sudden attack