of uncontrollable flatulence; however,
he lit a match
, blowing the place up.
In lieu of rebuilding
the missile silos, Mortimer
Snerd dug a hole
beneath the Washington Monument
, tossed in the missiles,
patted his trusty gopher
Eustace and promptly walked
To the nearest Starbuck’s.
"May I take your
gopher?" asked the perky
over hyper caffeinated waiter.
“No!” screamed the matron,
“No Starbucks for you!”
One year! Now get
thee to a nunnery, you
you, you…Sister, you
. As her stammering continued