, Eustace pursed his lips
and began to whistle
Motorhead’s “Ace of Spades.”
Then the waiter spilled
the beans about the
chili, tacos and margaritas
– “Definitely order something else,”
“I’m doomed!” he cried
“An alcoholic vegetarian waste!”
Just then an armed
restaurant bandit wearing a
pair of bright green
parakeets on each shoulder
started choking on toast.
Meanwhile, back at the
ranch, The Lone Ranger
kissed Tonto tenderly, as
he unmasked his desire
for authentic Indian teepee.
What kind of tea