Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

pee do you mean?

Why, Chamomile, of course!

(Intermission) Ok, time to

visit the lobby and

buy Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.

"Whaddaya mean, they’re out

of Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?!"

It’s my beaver’s favorite

midnight snack. Now what

about the Ritz crackers?

Well, with poontang pie

anything goes, they say.

But they’d be wrong.

Suddenly, an enormous Bolivian

actuary elbowed his way

to the front of

the rickety old bus

and shouted at the

old lady who was

Watching the tumbrel cart