"Can I see your
fine wares? I have
forty dollars to spend!
“Sucky sucky!” said the
poor Asian girl, who
was selling vacuum cleaners.
To put herself through
Hoovers are cheaper online,
(Check to make sure you haven’t been ninja’d, please, folks. Picking up on GaryM 's post for grammar’s sake):
actuarial school while also
caring for 17 orphans.
Whose names were Petunia,
Froman, Morticia, Vandelay, Wile E.
Coyote, Rumer, Scout, Faith,
Elsie, Lacie and Tillie,
not to mention Iphigenia,
but never mind that.
(Get on with it!)
Anyway, Iphigenia had never
quite got around to
looking for her father