Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

"Can I see your

fine wares? I have

forty dollars to spend!

“Sucky sucky!” said the

poor Asian girl, who

was selling vacuum cleaners.

To put herself through

Hoovers are cheaper online,

(Check to make sure you haven’t been ninja’d, please, folks. Picking up on GaryM 's post for grammar’s sake):

actuarial school while also

caring for 17 orphans.

Whose names were Petunia,

Froman, Morticia, Vandelay, Wile E.

Coyote, Rumer, Scout, Faith,

Elsie, Lacie and Tillie,

not to mention Iphigenia,

but never mind that.

(Get on with it!)

Anyway, Iphigenia had never

quite got around to

looking for her father