who closed the louvers
In the Louvre, coincidentally
they felt they had
a right to sing
Elton John’s, Tiny Dancer
in two part harmony.
But Tony Danza objected
being totally unaware of
that Lady Mondegreen had
never heard of him.
On the other hand,
a cold creeping fungus
walked into a bar
with a priest, a
rabbi, and an intoxicated
Buddhist who meditated backwards.
Oyk egner ohoym man
they ordered Gold Cadillac’s
and the rabbi said
"Oy, woe am I,