Zoidberg beat me in
pinochle, the dirty rotten
Diet Mountain Dew guzzler!!!"
Meanwhile, deep inside Queen
for a day’s closet
, chock full of all
the porno magazines that
she’d need for wallpaper
at the daycare center,
a sigh was heard.
It was the unmistakable
gurgle of the poor
Unfaithful Geezer, who was
dreaming Loverboy would reunite.
Alas, his two halves
didn’t make a whole
until they were fused
with a combination of
blood, toil, tears and
the immortal soul of