Little Richard, as he
squiggled across the stage
toward and alligator pit
singing “Long Tall Sally”
while strumming his legendary
surströmming-flavored harmonica, while Pete
Fountain accompanied with his
massive swinging organ, its
being the best of
all possible organs, albeit
a very off-key one
(thanks be to God).
Fortunately, a Viagra salesman
tripped over his own
alligator, landing in the
open jaws and being
spit out, he struggled
to withhold his flatulence.
“BRRRRAAAAAPP!” (He failed.)
Embarrassingly,
he expulsed another flatus